Attack of the Killer Nicki Minaj Clones

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By timothyjward

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Nicki Minaj is the hottest thing to hit the hip hop scene since Lil Kim in the mid 90's. And she's took over the rap world with a flair and a swagger that makes you forget that she hasn't even dropped an album yet.

No wonder myriads of her female fans, she affectionately calls them her 'barbies', are doing everything they can to walk, talk, act, and dress like the Harajuku Barbie.

Of course it's a well known fact that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and all the young woman walking around looking like Nicki Minaj clones are surely doing it out of a deep love for her and her positive 'step your cookies up message'. However, even the best intentions have been known to backfire and have horrible consequences.

Lately it seems that most of the Nicki Lewinsky's (yet another Nicki Minaj nickname, but not for the reason you might think) imitators seem to be, well how can I put this gently, not the type of girls anyone would want to have a menage with.

Yes, I understand Nicki Minaj's message that all woman are beautiful and should be empowered and take charge of their lives. I totally agree. However I would like to point out that some of these woman have inner beauty and perhaps they should leave impersonating one of the most beautiful women in hop hop to someone else.

All I'm saying is that before you go out and buy the black stretch pants and the butt pads you should stop and look in the mirror.

Ask yourself "will going out an buying a black wig or dying part of my weave pink really be paying homage to Nicki Minaj or will it just make be look like a hooker from the 1980's".

Seriously ladies just because you put a Barbie chain around your neck does not make you sexy. You have to actually be sexy.

I know that a lot of ya'll reading this probably think I'm hatin' real heavy right about now. You probably want me to just shut up and let these girls do what they do.

Why is it any of my business what these young ladies wear?

If they choose to go to the club looking like they thought Halloween was this weekend what does that have to do with Timothy J. Ward? You probably think I wouldn't look so hot in pink either.

Well I'll tell you why it's my business. I am a Nicki Minaj aka Nicki da Ninja superfan. I have all her mixtapes, I watch all her videos on Youtube, I regularly post and reply on Nicki Minaj forums, and I write articles and hubs about her whenever I can.

It's safe to say I spend at least 23% of my day thinking about Nicki Minaj.

One of my dreams is to meet Ms. Minaj one day. So when I'm out in public and I see someone who looks like her I get all excited, my heartrate jumps and certain regions of my body go to Defcon 1.

Now imagine the letdown my body goes through when not only is it NOT Nicki Minaj but it's not even a hot impersonation of Nicki Minaj. It's like telling a kid there's no Santa and not giving him any presents fro Christmas.

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In conclusion I just want to say that while I do think all the Barbie clones are a bit much, I still have to give all the ladies who are doing it their props.

You wouldn't catch me in public imitating my favorite rapper. (How does one impersonate Playa Fly?)

I guess it shows true character and self assurance to even attempt a stunt like that. I just think that as with all things boundaries are needed. There is such a thing as going too far...

And now just so you don't think I'm a total jerk, I'll leave you with a Nicki Minaj wannabe that I do approve of.

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Comments

luvvyduvvy24 9 months ago

the fifth one down is the closest....to me

Melissa  15 months ago

LOL !! Att Watt Shells ^ wrotee laughhingg att how it true :L Yeahh Is An EPIC Fail .. The pictures are just Nasty to look at , Yeahh be a Barbie in ya own way.. But sicne wen was A Barbie BAD ..|-) nott at all this aint badd nuffing

shells 15 months ago

Lmfao ! They're horrific o_o I think they alll need surgery...real bad x___O just too be pretty...not even too look like minaj. But um I'm a nicki fan though no doubt, she's the shit! And who ever dresses or tries to be here well they're just shit lol. Be a "barbie" in your own way !! Ya just look like tranysss. FAIL (bbm thumbs down)

shells 15 months ago

Lmfao ! They're horrific o_o I think they alll need surgery...real bad x___O just too be pretty...not even too look like minaj. But um I'm a nicki fan though no doubt, she's the shit! And who ever dresses or tries to be here well they're just shit lol. Be a "barbie" in your own way !! Ya just look like tranysss. FAIL (bbm thumbs down)

Danny 16 months ago

I almost threw up when i saw the fat one, is she even a woman?

Candesha Arrington 16 months ago

Ok so what if girls want to be just like Nicki Minaj they cant but they can immitate her but the can never be her. Not being negative or nothing cause i want to be just like her because i had got my hair done and i had some hot pink tracks in and i had got it again for my birthday and i went to georgia (cause I am from mississippi)with and i got so many complements and it was very cute and also i had "haterz" hating but i didnt let it get to me. But I really love her and I have her all over my wall and i have all the magazines with her and drake and other artists and also i my clothes made with her on it. That's how much I love her and her music. To tell the truth not just saying to be saying but I used to listen to Lil Kim and I really couldn't relate to her music i guess because Nicki Minaj is in our time and Lil Kim was in the years when we were little. But with all due respect not Dissing Lil Kim you had your shine time but now it's time for someone to have their shine time in this time of year and that's Nicki Minaj!!!! That's all!!!

jae 18 months ago

hell naw 2 all dem pics lmpfao

diime 19 months ago

u guys r all on her dick like shes a normal person just like everyone eles her and every girl can get implants to make they ass fat and shes just oringnal with her style very very oringnal its time for her to switch iit up anyway and to me im bad buh w,e wayne did to make her get that body i just hope she kno that she makes they guys in the world think we all have to look like her and we dnt i love nicki buh she suda stayed the way she was if shes really bad

micki 20 months ago

Ima big fan o nicki minaj and i try to look like her but i dont wear all the barbie necklaces and bs...ima not THAT worried bout it...

lil'nicki 21 months ago

okY SUM OF YALLZ COMMENTS R WACK LIKE QUIT PICKIN ON DEM.....IM 10 GONNA BE 11 I DRESS LIKE NICKI EVERYDAY THATS NOT A PROBLEM LIKE I LOOK UP TO HER EXCEPT ALL DA BAD STUFF SHE DOSE CUZ MY MOM DONT LET ME.....I GOT MY NICK NAME LIL'NICKI CUZ I ALWAYS DRESS AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE HER AND HAVE AN I POD TOUCH WITH NOTHING BUT THE AWESOME BLINGED OUT BARBIE 'NICKIMINAJ' SHES DA BEST AND THA BADDEST

big boy 22 months ago

honestly wtf is this kid saying

super dupeer ! (: 22 months ago

whooaa, umm what happened here? some of those were just nasty an ugly. im sorry , but they where.

@noeli b4 u write on somebody else's wall pleasee learn how to spell.

helen 22 months ago

i feel you im a supa supa nicki fan but this girls some of them just be looking horrilbe ..like i see maybe nicki is your favorite person dressing up as her for halloween but everyday thats a bit much

kamogelo 22 months ago

hahaha al this nicki manaj wana bs r soooo funny...hahaha lmfao

riahh 22 months ago

ughhh nun of yuhhh bitches could ever be my wifeyy nicky so please don tryyy

noeli 2 years ago

nooooo that female that one femqale all tghem femalesz dnt look like nicki minaj that femle is fat nd ewww no seee no bodky ca be like nicki minaj so stop ryinq bitchsz plsz nicki is the one and only thatsz the real nicki minajk not yalll hahhaha yall funny nicki i love yhu

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