Top 10 Funny Marriage Quotes

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Top 10 Funny Marriage Quoted

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Groucho Marx
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. -Joey Adams
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. -Milton Berle
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. -Lyndon B. Johnson
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. -Patrick Murray
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. -Marie Corelli
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. -Henny Youngman
Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist. -Author Unknown

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